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Ruto’s Mansion NEEDS Those Renovations
You guys! Look at this house! Be honest. You think it’s a piece of sh*t too, yeah? It’s horrible the conditions they’re making our Deputy President live in. I mean, it’s a 10 acre, half a billion...
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Police, Peace and the Price of Freedom
This story may sound familiar to many of you. The other day, a promising rapper was on matatu doing what promising rappers on matatus do: commuting. The matatu conductor, like 99% of workers in the...
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That Ain’t Yo Man, Woman!
Every few months I come across this exact scenario. A gorgeous, brilliant, awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping woman will walk her weepy self into a group of “close friends” and share her woes. It’s always...
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Brazilians Don’t Play With Their Football
I’ve been saving for a few years to go to Brazil for the World Cup next year. But I changed my mind when I read this the other day: Let’s go through all the levels of insanity here. The referee stabbed...
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#RaphLove: The Definition of Trespass
Credit: #KOT I’m sure by now, you’ve all heard the nasty stories about this blog’s good friend Rapho aka Tuju aka Raph Lover. The short version of it is that Ogunda(this guy who got booted from the...
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50 Years Angrier: On Celebrations, Riots & Revolution
Look at our country. All 50 years of its freedom have amounted to everything you see around you today. All the freedoms that we enjoy, all the development that we witness and all the suffering that...
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Random: Stereotypes from Google Images
While working on the concept for a magazine concept with this guy, we began to have a little argument about children. I had suggested an image of a cute kid (above) and he immediately told me that...
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The Man Under The Elephant
I’ve waited to write this. The last time I went to Westgate was exactly a week before the famed attack the mall is now associated with. When I say exactly, I mean exact, down to the hour. I was meeting...
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When Professor’s Fall..
My mother is an academic professional. She’s one of those people with so many academic distinctions that you begin to wonder what you’re doing with your life. Especially people, like me, who are very...
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#MyDressMyChoice: Of Life Choices & Those that Question Them
How is this still a discussion? I’m genuinely curious and would like to get an answer about this. The basic argument here is that nothing, I repeat NOTHING, ever justifies violent acts that are not in...
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